Thus sayeth THE LORD.
I don my robe and wizard hat and cast Charm Human. Rolling with several penalties… CRITICAL HIT.
The ghosts are here again. Well, it’s not like they ever leave. He doubles back and hides. The wall is cold. His sweat is cold. Everywhere and everything is so damn cold. He tries to steady his breathing and bring his mind back home.
In which we detail how Kambyero came to be.
Hey, girl. Why don’t we talk about our mutual desire to see more multi-faceted representations of female characters in video games when I take you out to dinner later?
That Thursday Thang: Just when you thought HYPE for a game couldn’t get any better, Capcom pulls out ALL THE STOPS to get you to buy Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.
The president’s daughter kidnapped! An entire village mind controlled! Guns galore! German suplexes! And the best NPC ever!