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I Tues You: Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing

[I broke my hand last week. I’m sorry you guys didn’t get your I Tues You fix. To make up for it, I will take absolutely zero measures because Jesus Christ, my hand is broken aaahhh I am in so much pain aahhhhh]

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Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing

by Holy Wow Studios

Icarus Proudbottom really likes typing. Really, really likes typing. No, no, he doesn’t love typing the same way you like chocolate milk, or baby animals, or a motherly embrace. No. He loves typing more than any of those. You could say that Icarus likes typing like he loves the touch of a beautiful woman but that would be crazy and weird! Hah! Hahaha!

Let’s be serious, Icarus Proudbottom loves typing and there is nothing wrong with this kind of love. All right? You shut your stupid mou–there’s nothing wrong here.

Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing imagines what Mavis Beacon would be like if she harbored an intense enthusiasm for the product she peddles. What if behind that smile, there is no warmth, no humanity? What if under the skin of that beautiful face is nothing but a husk of a life dedicated to typing?

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In Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing, you’ll answer these questions and you’ll have fun while doing so! It has everything you need in a edutainment videogame: a tamagotchi system, points, sketchy license agreements, BONUS points, a kindly owl mascot, and lots of positive reinforcement! And jokes, too! Everything you need to turn your fingers into spears that will pierce the borders of Heaven.

Play Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing now by clicking here or on any of the screenshots. Make Icarus proud. You have no choice.

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About Job Duanan

Job believes that pixels are building blocks of love and understanding.

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This entry was posted on 20 August 2013 by in Highlights and tagged , , , , .
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