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by Major Bueno
The game places you in the seat of a Ground Control operator as it plays out a pre-apocalyptic save-the-world dealie. An asteroid the size of AMERICA is on a collision course with Earth. Take command of four brave souls, rough and untrained but full of heart and hustle, as they take on a monumental mission to save the world.
[Every Tuesday, we… tues a free browser game that you can play in five minutes.]
1. Get to asteroid.
2. Drill a hole on said asteroid.
3. Drop bomb into hole.
5. Save the world?
Granted, the tiny details are a bit fuzzy. But dammit Jim, they’re not important! Can’t you see the world is at stake? And lives, too! Houses that those lives call home! So many things are on the line it is unbelievable! So try your hardest to follow protocol. Give the necessary pep talk while preventing yourself from going to town on the countdown board.
Can you feel the pressure yet? A clammy fog embracing you while you issue commands and press helpfully labeled buttons? No? Well, you should, Ground Control. This isn’t your first time orienteering a manned space exploration. Have you forgotten how the Major’s circuits died, leaving him far above the Moon? Remember the look on his wife’s face when you told her of his final message?
Don’t screw this up, too.
Pick up your headset and play the game here. Or by clicking any of the pictures.